"for external use only" is just a fancy way of saying "don’t put this in your anus"
today’s date is 11/12/13 and that is very satisfying to me
i really hate hearing “ew anal sex is gross! shit comes out of there!” because let’s quickly go over what comes out of a vagina:
how did the human race survive with men in charge of everything for so long if they don’t even understand that vaginas don’t pee
last year a big group of girls in my class were all talking and this one girl was like “im bisexual” and all the girls like stared at her and then the girl goes “dont worry im only attracted to pretty girls” and i was like did she just burn every girl in here i think she did
i didnt choose the thug life my mom picked it out for me
In the middle of sex, say ”long live the king” then push him off the bed.
i’d like to formally apologise to anyone i’ve disappointed with my terrible friendship skills