urinatings:

*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*

(Source: 750c, via open4happiness)

mermaid-nightmares:

❂i follow back❂
benedict-cumberbeauty:

I laughed too hard at this
singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns
More like crapitalism Karl Marx (via queerandpresentdanger)

(Source: bewbin, via spoopymooly)

grrrlfever:

wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time

(Source: lesbolution, via da-pizza-is-aggressive)

in-love-with-the-dark-side:

speckle-ss:

stomach0fbutterflies:

omfg the best scene of all of gossip girl

i watched this over 683 times

i’m pretty sure all girls want a guy that’ll kiss them like that
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