• person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
  • me: nope
  • person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
  • me: i'm not
lazylunatic:
vodkapussy
:

peterfromtexas:

Heart surgeon after 23-hour (successful) lung heart transplantation. His assistant is sleeping in the corner

saw this in the national geographic best 100, this was my favourite

Will never not reblog, it looks like a battlefield in some way to me.
  • 1: When did you lose your virginity?
  • 2: Rough sex or soft sex?
  • 3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?
  • 4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
  • 5: Favourite sex position?
  • 6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
  • 7: Have you ever had any one night stands?
  • 8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
  • 9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?
  • 10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
  • 11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?
  • 12: How often do you have sex?
  • 13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
  • 14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
  • 15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
  • 16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?
  • 17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?
  • 18: Are you into dressing up for sex?
  • 19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?
  • 20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?
  • 21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
  • 22: Do you/would you use sex toys?
  • 23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?
  • 24: Would you have sex with your best friend?
  • 25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
  • 26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?
  • 27: Early morning sex or late night sex?
  • 28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?
  • 29: Favourite body part on the same sex?
  • 30: Do you watch porn?

so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

(Source: sixelya, via l0nely-dreamer)

My talents include sleeping and pretending that I’m doing okay. 10 word story" series - #73 (via unpoeticheartbreak)

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Are you asking because you care or because you’re curious? 10 word story" series - #27 (via jennayliu)

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only-sxd:

perfect wee baba
Sometimes a relationship is hard to explain.
Not friends. Not enemies.
Just two strangers with some memories. Hedonist Poet (via hedonistpoet)

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